As I come up to my 60th year, I need some help fundraising for this great event and charity. All the money is used on local Metro Vancouver charities. I know none of you guys were going to buy me a 60th birthday present but I'm going to ask you to donate instead of sending me nothing!!!! I don't think I have many years left playing in this tourney as they don't have an old old timers division. Quit complaining about homelessness in your area and do something about it. Donate now and I will continue to be your friend or enemy. All you guys I do business with it is now time to help me out as I don't ask for anything from you all year!! What I'm really saying is buck up you cheap bastards!
Hit the donate button now and I promise not to follow-up and harass you for money!!